(Editor’s Note: Look, if you don’t know what’s going on after the first picture there’s nothing I can do for you; stop reading the post. If I didn’t get your favorite in here, I apologize, there might be a follow-up. – MtGCP)
INT. – WIZARDS OF THE COAST MEETING ROOM – MORNING
MARK ROSEWATER, KEN NAGLE, ELAINE CHASE are all sitting at a table in a conference room staring at a blue curtain that has been set up for a presentation. The three can hear hushed voices behind the curtain, but can’t understand them.
Listen, Ken. I’m really liking your new set, Worldwake. All of us are proud for you for what you did, especially for the first time leading a set.
Well, I’m really proud of it myself.
And I find it a little endearing that you want to kind of take over everything for this set including preview cards and advertising…
Hey, as head of Magic Brand, he’s made my job a easier.
But why do you want to go with these guys when we already have?
Well, I have a friend from California who’s friend said to give these guys a chance. They come from a different background and they have some new ideas and how we can market ourselves differently. Apparently, one of them’s really into Magic.
Alright, we’ll give them a chance. At least it’s not those two idiots this time.
I never got to meet them.
Count yourself lucky.
They look at the curtain and see a hand sneak out from behind it. It presses play on the CD player and the room is filled with a horn intro. The three look a little confused.
Wow, I haven’t heard this song in forever. I can’t quite remember it’s name…
After the drum intro, the song goes into its chorus and a man rips open the curtain and jumps out. He’s got cards in each one of his hands, a knife in his mouth and dancing spasticly to the music. The three WotC employees are in horror.
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