It’s time for my weekly call to Wizard’s Headquarters to talk to Mark Rosewater (MaRo). Good thing it’s a local call, or my phone bill would be pretty bad. As always, this is a parody. Or a good ribbing; I guess you could call it that.
Mark Rosewater speaking.
Hi Mr. Rosewater, this is Robby…
Yeah I know who you are. You call every Monday now. I know your voice. What is it this time?
You like movies, right?
You bet I do. You know I worked in Hollywood writing for Roseanne, right?
Yeah, I almost forgot since you haven’t mentioned it since the beginning of April (Tropical Blend 3 voting doesn’t count (and yes, I searched that fact up)). That’s pretty cool. I’ve got a ton of ideas that I want to make either as TV shows or movies, so I’m wicked jealous that you had the chance.
Since April, hunh? I’ll get right on that. But I love my job now, it’s one of the best jobs ever.
I can imagine.
So, yeah, I like movies. Why do you ask?
Did you see the card that you previewed today? I mean really look at it?
Why, is there something obscene in it?
No, they look like E.T..
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