Due to today being such an awful day historically here in the United States, I decided that I should try and cheer things up a little bit. I mean, official Lowryn previews started yesterday on magicthegathering.com, and there was some excitement. This card was spoiled by Wizards so I have no problem posting it here. And for the next few weeks, if MaRo talks about a new card, I’ll most likely here as well. I’ll only show “Official” spoilers; I don’t want a lawsuit.
Yesterday, I called up MaRo after I read his article and the other posts that appeared yesterday. Here’s a transcript of that conversation. (Again, this is all parody. Don’t believe a word I say here. Except that. And that. I also changed the format, typing ‘Mr. Rosewater’ for a one line gag wasn’t worth it.)
I will be talking about themes and ideas I haven’t gotten to yet in the Color Pie Identity Project, since we haven’t reached those colors. We’ll get to them.
Hello, This is Mark Rosewater speaking.
Hello Mr. Rosewater. This is Robby **********, from mtgcolorpie.wordpress.com again.
Oh, yes I remember you. You’re the one who I made fun of since they didn’t know who Planeswalkers worked.
Yes, that’s me. I see you posted the rules last week.
We did that just for you.
No, it turns out that there were more people who didn’t understand them.
There’s still people who don’t understand them.
They will learn in time. So, what’s your complaint this week?
It’s about your preview card.