Summer movie season starts next week with Wolverine, and that’s when Alara Reborn releases. I decided to celebrate my two favorite loves (after my wife): Magic and Movies. Let’s do some Mash-Ups and see what would happen if some art from Alara Reborn were movie posters:
Every Summer seems to have a Horror Film, and this one looks awesome as if Dead Rising, Alara and George A Romero mixed all in one. With Romero directing you know there’s some underhanded political message. It doesn’t matter, it would look awesome.
The next movie is Oscar Bait pretentious material. I guess they’re releasing it in late summer closer to awards season. Through the Make-up and CGI we would see if Tom Hanks could actually act his way out of a nutsack. He might have some tough competition with Mr. Affleck.
Another Summer, another Brett Ratner film. Let’s see, it’s about two soldiers from different shards who must join together and stop a common evil. Wow, taking about lowest common denominator. This idea is so original I’m surprised they didn’t call it Lethal Hour 33 1/3.
As for our final movie, well, it doesn’t really any explanation:
And now the Film Drunk Remix:
…I hate Michael Bay.
Have a good prerelease everyone.